Alice in Alice

Alice Cooper, looking appropriately ghoulish, receives the keys to the city of Alice, SD.



Alice Cooper is from Phoenix, AZ, and went to high school at the same school as did my sister-in-law.

I once saw him in a golf shop in my hometown of Scottsdale, AZ. He was wearing a white golf shirt, white bermuda shorts, and, as God is my witness, white knee-high tube socks. He was quite a sight, discussing putters with the clerk.