God Is Trying To Kill Keith Richards

Keith Richards, while in Fiji, fell out of a coconut tree. No, really, he did.

He was tranported to a hospital in New Zealand, and is now scheduled for surgery to stop a brain hemorrhage.

Meanwhile, God is sending a earthquakes and tidal waves to both Fiji and New Zealand. There is not yet an indication from God as to whether the tsunami is meant to punish Fiji for injuring Richards, or to punish Richards for, well, just about everything.

On a more serious note, my father had a similar surgery as a result of a similar injury, and while it's not necessarily a life threatening matter, I find it doubtful that Richards will be ready to go to Barcelona for the scheduled Rolling Stones concert at the end of May. It took my father several months to get back to his old self.