Sunday, May 28, 2006

It's A Baby Girl For Brangelina

The Brangelina has spawned a girl child. I advise you to buy canned foods and bottled water, and to invest your life savings in gold.

UPDATE: Apparently, the name of the child is Shiloh. This spells doom. Shiloh is a biblical location where the Israelites gathered and built a sanctuary for the Ark of the Covenant. The freaking Ark of the Covenant, people!! She is a vessel for the laws of God Himself.

The name also references the Battle of Shiloh, a representative instance of the horror and carnage of the American Civil War.

The laws of God and horror and carnage. As I suspected, this kid pretty much means armageddon.

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